The Dumbest T-Shirt Idea | Pre-order Now

If you saw me perform at a camp this summer or you saw week one of my Why Not Stories, you might remember hearing about my experience getting to milk a cow and how I drank that stuff fresh from the cow. Or, as I like to put it, I drank milk “straight from the uttz.”

For some reason people thought was the funniest phrase in the world. At one camp the whole audience started chanting it at me like a crazed mob. People started commenting “straight from the uttz” on all my youtube videos. It was a weird summer.

Last week I was messing around in photoshop and designed a Straight from the Uttz t-shirt. I put it in my instagram story, asking “is this too dumb of a t-shirt?” And I got SO MANY responses from people telling me they wanted one. I gave into peer pressure and put the shirt for sale on my site.

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I think this shirt is so dumb but I can’t stop laughing at the thought of people actually wearing it in public.

It’s available for pre-order until this Saturday. You’ll get it 20% off.

Go to straightfromtheuttz.com

Or go to www.uttz.life

I bought both domains for this dumb thing.

Hurry up and pre-order it right now before you forget.

Every time I get notified about a new order I lose my mind.

Here's the video from Why Not Stories where I milked a cow